i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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