Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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