shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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