Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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