Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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