I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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