He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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