i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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