If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
