on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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