Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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