i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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