Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i already hear my dad disowning me
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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