i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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