How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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