so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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