She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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