It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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