Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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