Pregnant stripper...not hot.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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