do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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