Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
nutella sex= disaster
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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