thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Randomize
