She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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