he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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