I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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