Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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