I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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