I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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