is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
