Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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