Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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