I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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