just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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