Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Enjoy the penises
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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