If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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