i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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