It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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