And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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