Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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