I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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