Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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