no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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