What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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