dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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