just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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