we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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