brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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