No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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