What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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