My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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