There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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