That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize