i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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